Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Insanity

I'm really starting to think that I am going insane. Not the funny insane, but seriously off the deep end. All you have to do is start talking to me about certain things, and I could go on for hours about this and that, none of it making sense. Thankfully a few people (well, one) have told me to shut up, and it certainly helped.

Reasons for my being insane:

  1. I work at the Calgary Stamede. (That alone would drive anyone to insanity).
  2. I have horrific dreams in which I plot out every detail of the demise of people I know and love.
  3. I look at situations/places that I'm in and think about how I could kill myself in that moment.
  4. I have filled a notebook with letters to all kinds of different people, all complaining about my life, none of which will be sent.
  5. I have become an insomniac.
  6. I am obsessive about things beyond my control.
  7. I stalk Facebook profiles of people I never talk to.
  8. I have 97 RSS subscriptions, and read every single one faithfully.
  9. This is my 160th post.
  10. A single text message can make my day.
  11. I plot complex methods of revealing simple things.
  12. I find ways to say things in the strangest ways.
  13. I make sure that every single thing I say has multiple meanings.
  14. I have taken 8384 pictures.
  15. My room is as dark as dark as I can make it.
Personally, I think that justifies my feelings of insanity. Wouldn't you agree?


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