Metaphor

This was an assignment for English we had to do. I'm happy to say that my English teacher called it the "best [she's] ever read!" I'm happy to say, it turned out quite well. Maybe I'll get a good mark on it too!

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And now, introducing Graham Kingsley 2.0, the latest in personality technology. After years of updates, our developers have finally decided it is time to release a second version, now available at your nearest personality software shop. Features new to this release included a much faster start time to within 5 minutes from boot-up, more expandability options, larger database of information, and a completely new user interface.

Blazing start-up time

Similar software today can take up to an hour to be fully operational, minimizing your productivity. With GK2.0, we have sped up and simplified almost every start up routine, ensuring that this personality will be ready and working in as little as 5 minutes from start-up, when express start is used. For optimal performance however, regular start-up is recommended, taking around half an hour to full functionality.

More options

Some people spend years learning every single feature within their personality software. We feel that this is a waste of your time, and should be able to operate it within minutes of installing. With QuikLearn, GK2.0 suggests features that will help you to find your way around faster by prompting you through your regular online chat application. You will notice more buttons on the startup screen, and each one will take you to a wealth of hidden features that are just waiting to be found.

Larger database

Now in our eleventh year of professional database development, along with the standard online sharing service, it is now easier than ever to find the right word, get advice, have something explained, edited, or even appraised. Always in a professional yet human manner, all information is presented in a way that ensures you are not left completely confused by a new wave of information, and if you are still having trouble, we offer examples, stories, videos and metaphors that are linked in our databases.

Guaranteed up-time

Some personalities will seemingly drop out of existence, leaving you disconnected from the database, and any of the features that usually work in your personality. This leaves you out of contact with your personality software, with no way of reconnecting. With GK2.0, our servers are always running, so help is never harder to get than it is to send an e-mail, text message, chat message, or make a phone call. Our support line is always available, offering one on one discussion on any feature within GK2.0.

We are very excited to have you start enjoying this new personality, so we have made it available on our website free for download immediately! As is perfectly normal with the GK personality, there are no subscription fees, and the download is perfectly free and guaranteed secure. Why wait? GK2.0 is ready now!